Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Huge Bush Administration Scandal Hits the News: "Drill, Baby, Drill!"

Here it is: the rumored scandal that Democrats have been waiting for with baited breath for the past two days: Bush's Department of the Interior caught doing cocaine, having sex with oil company employees.

As John McClane (that's McClane, not McCain) says, "Yipee Kayee, motherfuckers!"

I know everyone is saying it, but it's just too hard to resist. Now we know what those Republican delegates were talking about when they were chanting "Drill, baby, drill!"

Now: let's pose a challenge to the Obama campaign: turn this into an anti-McCain commercial showing coked up Bush employees on wild sexual rampage with oilmen, and canvass swing states with it, within 24 hours.

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