Thursday, November 06, 2008

Verdict In Already: Obama Worst President Ever

After two days as President-Elect, Republicans are ready to declare Obama the worst President in our nation's history.

Yes, clearly, as many on the right foresaw, Obama has infiltrated the government at every level with dangerous radicals, including members of the Klu Klux Klan and the Black Panthers.

Obama's two-day President-Elect term has seen an unprecedented two-day decline in the stock market, a dramatic drop the likes of which haven't been seen since two weeks ago.

After a mere two days, Obama has already reneged on all of his campaign promises, as many Americans have reported that they have yet to see their tax refunds.

Obama's re-education camps supported by his Comrades William Ayers and The Teachers Union have already successfully stripped Americans of their freedoms, indoctrinating at least thirty schoolchildren into possibly thinking that John McCain may have said something silly about Iraq.

In a mere two days, the Obama family has been embroiled in the now-infamous and dramatic "Frock-gate" scandal, where Michelle Obama was spotted wearing clothes from a pretentious upstart New York designer instead of the more appropriately sanctioned all-American attire from Neiman Marcus.

And already, Obama's foreign policy has proven a disaster, with Russians now issuing threats to its neighbors instead of actually invading them as they're supposed to, and with Italians thinking Obama is a suntanned messiah and people like the French now going around saying good things about America.

Oh...if only the good old days of the Bush Administration were here again, when Americans jumped like obedient little terriers at terror alerts, war profiteering was respected as one's patriotic duty, and a self respecting lobbyist could feel safe suckling on the teats of of government largess. Now, with even the well-respected and venerable FOX News tanking and black children singing rap songs about being proud of a black President, what American could say he was better off than he was two days ago?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are fucking nuts.... You do know that Bush is still president and that Obama nor any other president has any control over the stock market.... Comrade.

Palympset said...

Hmmm....was the satire here really that subtle? ;-)

Anonymous said...

Apparently to some...

Anonymous said...

this is just so bad that some one is taking the time to write misleading information... so sad, there is so much out there to do and help people. What a waste.

frazzetta8 said...

Wow. I thought it was hilarious. Although it seems like you may need to use the "ton of bricks" school of satire to reach a larger audience...

Palympset said...

The key I think is that you have to actually click on the links to see the stories they're linking to....

frazzetta8 said...

LOL Of course! The difficulty no doubt stems from the fact that it's complexity necessitates a key. :)

Anonymous said...

Some people just don get the satire...

Palympset said...

Yeah, well, if you didn't get this satire, then you probably won't get this one, either.

Anonymous said...

The ONLY difference between Obama and 'Osama' is just 1 letter. Obama is trying to finish the job that Bin Laden started............destroying the Amarican economy, and he's nearly there!

Anonymous said...

Well then, I guess it just goes to show that if you put your mind to it, you really CAN accomplish anything. He's an inspiration to us all.

Anonymous said...

Obama is the tool of the New World Order, it is obvious what is happening?

Anonymous said...

I'm late to the discussion, but what I have learned is...
a) economy is not just horrible in america, but the world
b) an oil spill lasting 6 weeks with real response to end it
c) possible war with north korea
d) possible war with iran

yeah, obama is awesome