Predicted Breakup of U.S. Into Separate Countries

Today, a Russian analyst predicted the breakup of the U.S. into six separate countries due to the faltering economy.

I actually think he's underestimating: I've come up with ten separate regions for the impending breakup. They're mapped out below.
Hey, let's do the capitols too.

Country: Capitol City
Gaymarriagia: Amherst, MA
New Obama Beach: Washington DC
The Auto Wastelands: ----- (no government exists)
South Canada: Chicago, IL
Walmarshlands: Bentonville, AK
Gunrackistan: Mount Rushmore, SD
Hispania: Las Cruces, NM
Republic of California: Sacramento, CA
Pallinville: Wasilla