Saturday, September 17, 2005

Survive the Plague

My friends - the time has come to expect the worst.

I'm not talking about another terrorist attack. I'm not talking about a hurricane. I'm talking about a plague that world leaders know is coming - possibly as soon as this fall - and is projected to kill as many as one of every three living people, close to two billion. The plague will leave communities isolated, our economy destroyed, our country defenseless, and world-wide institutions shattered more than New Orleans.

This is not science fiction. This is true. I'm talking about Avian bird flu.

The bird flu is very likely coming, and our government is totally unprepared to deal with it.

What can you do? Here are some suggestions:

1. Stock up on tamiflu before supplies run out or governments prevent you from ordering abroad.

2. Stock your home with supplies. Don't forget masks, gloves, and first aid kit.

3. Keep your car gas tank topped off; have a couple gallans in the garage.

4. Arrange for work-from-home options with your business or employer. Do you have off-site access to essential computer networks, files, and business records?

5. Practice good hygiene this winter. Use antibacterial soap.

6. Pray.

7. Sign this form to impeach Bush here, here, and here.

Sorry, I wish I could offer you more. At least this is something.

God bless, and good luck.


Anonymous said...

Hilarious Political Satire, links, Action Plan on how to Impeach George W Bush & Co .

Part of the Impeach Bush Coalition.

"Over the last four years Americans have traded their Freedom for security...Now we have neither" -KLUSTER PHUX

"Go Fuck Yourslef Mr. Cheney"-Courtesy of the American People

Anonymous said...

A plague? FEAR MONGERING or spreading discreditable, misrepresentative information designed
to induce fear and apprehension is a sign of paranoid thinking. Seek help.